is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
(Source: yuckier, via shitandcake)
it’s so awkward when you think a country sings in their language
and then you realize that it’s just really bad english
(via iwontbewaitingforyou)
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
(via shitandcake)
and tomorrow all the europeans will pretend none of this happened
it’s like eurovision hangover
(via broken-from-memories)